newtypezaku:

NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

docgelegentlich:

yiffacademy:

docgelegentlich:

like or reblog this comment for two thousand children

wait… do we like or reblog to help two thousand children, or to receive two thousand children

Two THOUSAND children.

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

College in a nutshell
Goes to class: Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
Misses one class: The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.

kili-fili-and-frilly:

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

THAT IS CUTE AS HELL

what does cum taste like?
Anonymous

cyberho:

it’s kinda like a mixture between regret, disappointment, god’s anger and your mother’s tears